UPDATE -- GIRLS GONE
A fantasy football league says it wants one of my Katie Award statues for use at its first-place trophy. One left.
UPDATE -- Now the second is promised to a guy claiming to have tipped the Arkansas Times blog to the stories in the Texas press about this scandal. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't; he can have this old girl either way.
One reader's idea, considered and rejected, was to donate the second to Market Street Cinema, which has a massive tub of popcorn named in my honor. I couldn't figure out what they'd want or do with it.
BTW: Fort Worth Star-Telegram says it's gonna ship its 14 Katies back. AP guy in Texas says they probably will too. Could be a lot of returning ahead, since signals are that '05 awards also dubious and '04 may be. Easier just to give the damned things away.